JUMP THE SHARK.COM’s TOP 10 LIST (in descending order to the pits of hell):

• 10. Digimon: “Enough of the crappy cartoons from Japan! It's a plot to take over the children's minds! My twenty-year-old sister's brain is gone!”
• 9.Dynasty:“Ted McGinley = kiss of death”
• 8.Dr. Phil: “HEY NOW! Seriously, though...I really thought he was Jeffery Tambor the first time I saw him!”
• 7.Showtime at the Apollo: “Monique hosts”
• 6.ARLI$$: “When title got $$”
• 5.Sally Jesse Raphael: “I stopped watching this show when every other day (before paternity test and Boot Camp show became popular) the topics were 'My daughter is a slut'. 'My daughter dresses like a tramp'. 'My daughter looks like a tart'. Different titles for the same white trash guests. Then Jessie would get in the kid's face and talk tough. Someone should have smacked those glasses off her face.”
• 4. Shasta McNasty: “This show jumped the shark the day the jack-ass stoner named his stupid-ass show Shasta McNasty.”
• 3. Leeza: “Leeza jumped when she decided she wanted to be recognized as a "serious" journalist, and she started wearing pants. Covering up those fantastic legs was the biggest mistake she ever made.”
• 2. Tales from the Crypt: “When the Cryptkeeper become a star”
• 1. Life Goes On: “Corky continues to burn things”

YOU GO LIND-SAY LO-HAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VICTORIA GOTTI AND DONATELLA VERSACE: THE SAME PERSON!!!!

ONE MORE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

St. Thomas. BE THERE.

Currently Listening Over By Lindsay Lohan see related

Well, it's official. I need to leave the house. I swear my room is getting smaller and smaller by the minute. My dad, as usual, is being is regular jackass self. Oh well. One more week. And thank God for that. I need a shot of something, anything.

A picture just for fun:

A list of the things that I love (just for fun): not working at Quizno's, LINDSAY (you know the one), the culture surrounding marijuana, being happy, rainy and sleepy Sunday afternoons, Sunday brunches, Saturday evenings, "Peege," setting goals and achieving them, a good conversation over a glass of wine (or a box, whatever)...... THE SIMPLE THINGS. Have a wonderful, joyous, jubilant, exuberant, effervescent, gleeful, and happy day.

It has been entirely too long since I've updated, so here goes......

The summer has been a blast. Again, it's only describable with a few phrases:

"Dear Abby, what the fuck?"

"I wanted to get back to my British roots"

"Tit in a Wringer" (Honest to goodness, that is actually the name of an adult video)

"Rumours"

"To put the wumahs to weth"- Courtesy of Corky "Life goes on"